It's amazing that I get any photos of Sassy and Alley when they're not sleeping. I think they spend 22 hours a day sleeping. Here's a breakdown of what I imagine they're days are like:
7:45 a.m. Wake up. Beg daddy to go outside.
7:50 a.m. Take daddy's spot in bed. Alley cuddles with mommy. Sassy claims the foot of the bed.
8:15 a.m. Lie on bathroom floor rug while mommy showers.
8:40 a.m. Alley runs to door. Tricks mommy or daddy into opening door. Does not go potty.
8:45 a.m. Cry to get mommy and daddy to stay home. Mission fails.
8:50 a.m.-noon. Sleep in bed
Noon-12:15 p.m. Drink water. Have snack.
12:15-3:15 p.m. Sleep on couch
3:15-3:30 p.m. Eat garbage. Eat shoes. Destroy something.
3:30-7 p.m. Sleep in bed.
7 p.m. Greet mommy and daddy.
7:05 p.m. Go outside.
7:05-7:30 p.m. Beg for treats. Eat treats. Lick mommy while she does yoga.
7:30-8 p.m. Fall asleep on yoga mat.
8-8:30 p.m. Beg for food. Eat.
8:30-10 p.m. Sleep on living room floor. Alley cuddles with mommy.
10 p.m. Go outside.
10:15 p.m. Go to sleep in bed.
11:30 p.m. Eat
Midnight-7:45 a.m.: Sleep in dog beds.
Well, at least today they posed for some pictures.
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